Verve! review by Nick

Ok, i'd like to start off by saying that this is the best energy drink in terms of energy, that i've ever had...and i've had a LOT. This "insanely healthy energy [drink]" is also insanely powerful. Even at a cost of $4.20, this drink is worth the money. This drink gives you the kind of energy you would get from...uhh...sex; this drink is like sex in a can. It just makes you feel happy. This drink is loaded with metals, actually it's only missing 6 non-radioactive metals from the periodic table of elements. It contains metals such as: Gold, Platinum, Silver, Titanium, and the list goes on. Yeah it's that cool. This must be the secret of Verve's powerful energy formula.

Taste - This drink has a fruit juicy feel to it. This drink has pulp, which i'm assuming contains all those great metals. So, to me it has a great taste.
RATING - 9/10

Buzz - Like i said, br00tal buzz. Cuz it's got: 200mg of Guarana, 50mg of D-Ribose, 50mg of Inositol, and 69 different metals (among these are: Sulfur, Magnsium, Fluride, Potassium, Aluminum, Iron, Boron, Titanium, Tungsten, Cobalt, Gold, Silver, and yes even Platinum.)
RATING - 10/10!

OVERALL RATING - 9.7/10