Sunday, March 15, 2009
Verve! review by Nick
Ok, i'd like to start off by saying that this is the best energy drink in terms of energy, that i've ever had...and i've had a LOT. This "insanely healthy energy [drink]" is also insanely powerful. Even at a cost of $4.20, this drink is worth the money. This drink gives you the kind of energy you would get from...uhh...sex; this drink is like sex in a can. It just makes you feel happy. This drink is loaded with metals, actually it's only missing 6 non-radioactive metals from the periodic table of elements. It contains metals such as: Gold, Platinum, Silver, Titanium, and the list goes on. Yeah it's that cool. This must be the secret of Verve's powerful energy formula.
Taste - This drink has a fruit juicy feel to it. This drink has pulp, which i'm assuming contains all those great metals. So, to me it has a great taste.
RATING - 9/10
Buzz - Like i said, br00tal buzz. Cuz it's got: 200mg of Guarana, 50mg of D-Ribose, 50mg of Inositol, and 69 different metals (among these are: Sulfur, Magnsium, Fluride, Potassium, Aluminum, Iron, Boron, Titanium, Tungsten, Cobalt, Gold, Silver, and yes even Platinum.)
RATING - 10/10!
OVERALL RATING - 9.7/10