Thursday, March 15, 2012

Starbucks: White Chocolate

Its been a couple years since I've seen a new one from these big shots. Who buys these? I've never seen someone drink one. Cant believe they are still on shelf's.

Taste-When I saw it my first thought was, what a great idea for a flavored coffee, white chocolate. It sounds delicious huh? I should have known better. It was just like all the others, mediocre in every way. It doesn't taste bad at all but you cant taste any "white chocolate" unless you kind of taste real hard haha.

RATING-6.5/10

Buzz- 100% of about 3  your 5 b vitamins. 900 mgs taurine. 90 mgs inositol. 163 mgs ginsing. 45 mgs gaurana and check this out. I've noticed maltodextrin in energy ingredients before and I noticed this one had a shocking amount so I decided to research it again and I guess its just a liquid starch base they use to give the drink a creamy texture. It has nothing to do with giving you energy. Its just processed corn and this drink has 1000 mgs of it in the "energy blend" how stupid.

RATING-6.5/10

Over all rating-6.5/10

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Xenergy: Fruit Punch

Sorry if you guys are fans but there is nothing appealing to me at all about xenergy or UFC. So they are perfect for each other

Taste- To put it bluntly it tastes like a sugar free rockstar punched and is so bland it takes awhile to finish.

RATING-6/10

Buzz- Nothing noted besides caffeine. They do it in a way I've never seen before. It says 16 MG/OZ which means 16 milla grams per ounce and there is 16 ounces so that means there's 256 mgs of caffeine per can and 128 per serving. 

RATING-3.5/10

Total amount of mgs-256

Over all rating-4.75/10

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Rockstar: Relax

About time a these relaxation drinks hit the big time. I could usually only find them online or sometimes at the mall for 4 bucks, but now I can just go down to my local gas station where I usually get my 2 for 3 drinks and the name energy drink heaven is familiar. Its either a hit or miss with these anti-energy drinks. Lets see if Rockstar knew what they were doing.

Taste- A mild candy like guava flavor. I had to look at the can twice to check if it was sugar free, they are just getting too good at making sugar free drinks taste great. At this rate I wouldn't mind if they all were and with the way its been going there hasn't been a new drink in over a year that hasn't been sugar free. I mean theres no actual guava juice this time, and Ive never even seen a guava fruit but its tasty. Pretty much my whole life I never thought I could say something sugar free is tasty, and that means I really like it!

RATING-10/10

Sluzz- 25 Mg's chamomile. Was never sure how to say it but my parents would buy the tea to help them sleep. I don't know how much was in the tea bags but it never really helped. Sure it probably calms and relaxes you and that's all its supposed to do, along with relieving stress. Its also can cause uterine contractions which can lead to a miscarriage. (they forgot to put that on the can). 50 Mg's passionflower and rosehips. 25 Mg's l-theanine. Its pretty obvious what these ingredients do so I'm not going to rant about it but like the drinks that usually don't deliver they don't have many Mg's. This one doesn't, it could just be my personal reaction but it didn't make me want to pass out like others. From the looks of what they were trying to market it is just supposed be a drink to make you chill not put you to sleep. But that could be an excuse for the short list of ingredients. All 4 combined might create a little effect but don't expect to be sedated.

RATING-3/10

Total amount of Mg's-150

Over all rating-6.5/10

Friday, February 24, 2012


New energy shot from 50 cent! Every shot sold equals a meal for a hungry child!