Rip it: Javamite

Rip it just pops out baby rip its like its nobody's business. This is the first time one came out that I actually didn't hear about at all whatsoever.

Taste-NOT AGAIN! I'm sick of finding this shit! here I go again thinking I'm about to get some great creamy cold coffee, but no! Its shitty ass dark black coffee carbonated with HFCS. Maybe its just an acquired taste but I have not acquired it yet. This is a bit better than the Joe Derandi Arizona mess. Not as bitter and a little more tolerable.. Maybe I am acquiring the taste?

RATING-3/10

Buzz-Rip it is known for bullshitting their cheap ass ingredients. On the old ones they used gurana but added more for the caffeine mgs since its twice as strong. This is pure coffee and 90 mgs worth and thats how much the caffeine content says. 90 mgs caffeine. 1010 mgs taurine 100 mgs inositol. 3 mgs gaurana. 70 mgs vitamin C. 2 mgs vitamin B6. 400 mgs folic acid. 10 mgs vitamin B12.

Total amount of mgs-1,638

RATING-6.5/10

Over all rating-4.75/10

Monster: java- kona blend

Out for a joy ride, hmmm where should we go? How about woodmans they're open 24/7? Alright!

Taste- These beans come from Hawaii, well actually 25% of them do the rest are just the regular imported beans from who knows where, maybe Mexico? It isn't anything special to me, in fact its probably the least flavorful out of all the Java's.

RATING-6.5/10

Buzz- 2,500 mgs, glucuronolactone, glucose, caffeine, gaurana, inositol and maltidextrin. 200 mgs ginseng. 1000 mgs taurine and all your b vitamins.

Rating-9/10

Total amount of mgs-3759.7

Over all rating-7.75/10

Monster:java-vanilla light

Once again I go to look for monster kona blend and I find another goodie.

Taste- Needs more coffee to weigh out the sugar free taste and a few more drops of vanilla. I don't usually buy these java drinks because I just scarf them down too quickly because they're not carbonated.

RATING-7/10

Buzz- All of your b vitamins and half your c. 1000 mgs taurine. 200 mgs ginseng and 2500 mgs l-carnitine, glucose, caffeine, gaurana, inositol, glucuronolactone and maltidextrin.

RATING-9.5/10

Total amount of mgs-3,984

Over all rating-8.25/10

Monster:java-originale

Wow its been for evs since I had a monster java,but thanks to caffeine guru I found one that i missed way back when I first started collecting.I couldn't believe I missed a monster.

Taste-I know I say this a lot but this is just your average creamed coffee but this one is perfect nothing wrong but nothing amazing either.But if your choosing between a monster java or some other energy coffee get this because the design is just so pimp with the wood look and the boxes of four they come in look tight also,oh did I mention this coffee is imported!

RATING-7.5/10

Buzz-I actually haven't had a energy drink in a couple weeks and this gave me a NICE buzz,I was so hyper and it was so good!2,500 mgs lcarnitine,glucose,caffeine,gaurana,inositol,glucuronolactone and maltidextrin.200 mgs ginseng.1,000 mgs taurine.130 mgs phosphorus.6 mgs vit.B12.2 mgs vit.B6.20 mgs Vit.B3.1.7 mgs vit.B2.240 mgs potassium.40 mgs vit.D.30 mgs vit.C.80 mgs vit.A and 180 mgs calcium.

RATING-9.5/10

Total amount of mgs-4,434.70

Over all rating-8.5/10

Monster:java-lo-ball by Nolan

The last monster on the check list.

Taste-Not to bad for barely sugar free,it defiantly better than rockstars and theres still had 18 grams of sugar this has 4.Very creamy and delish.Of course its still not the same,you cant really tell of any sugar free tastes but it is thin and watery.

RATING-7.5/10

Buzz-Yeah you think they would change it.

RATING-9.5/10

Total amount of mgs-3,984

Over all rating-8.5/10

Monster:java-big black by Nolan

I think this is supposed to be the espresso version.

Taste-I think I said it with the mean bean that,that was there strongest,but I guess this one would be.But really I cant tell any difference,not even in the can.

RATING-8/10

Buzz-10 mgs more potassium,man I swear they took the same drink and added a drop more coffee.

RATING-9.5/10

Total amount of mgs-4,379.70

Over all rating-8.75/10

Monster:java-mean bean by Nolan

Taste-This is just the original coffee one.It still dominates all other coffees.Screw your frapachina latte capachino shit,why pay for that when you can get this for the same price or mybe even less.

RATING-8/10

Buzz-Same.

RATING-9.5/10

Total amount of mgs-4,367.70

Over all rating-8.5/10

Monster:java-irish blend by Nolan

Monster has got the best ideas,especially for flavor and there coffees are no exception.And there cans are so kick ass.

Taste-What a unique blend I don't even know how to descibe it besides it was kick ass.They took the flavoring from a spirit removed the alcohol and added it to java monster and wow is it good,its sorta minty and creamy.Go try one now!

RATING-9.5/10

Buzz-38 more mgs calcium,10 mgs less vit.d,110 less mgs potassium and 30 less mgs phosphorus but none of that matters.

RATING-9.5/10

Total amount of mgs-4,257.70

Over all rating-9.5/10

Monster: Java - Nut Up by Nolan

Here is one of the many monster javas,which I'm sure all of you know about by now,I hope.The name nut up makes me kind of think.

Taste-Just like hazelnut coffee not to much flavor of to little nor was it artificial tasting either.

RATING-8/10

Buzz-Everything normal except additions such as.180 mgs calcium,80 mgs vit.a,30 mgs vit.c,40 mgs vit.d and 130 mgs phosphorus.

RATING-9.5/10

Total amount of mgs-4,434.70

Over all rating-9/10