Showing posts with label light. Show all posts
Showing posts with label light. Show all posts

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Monster:java-vanilla light

Once again I go to look for monster kona blend and I find another goodie.

Taste- Needs more coffee to weigh out the sugar free taste and a few more drops of vanilla. I don't usually buy these java drinks because I just scarf them down too quickly because they're not carbonated.

RATING-7/10

Buzz- All of your b vitamins and half your c. 1000 mgs taurine. 200 mgs ginseng and 2500 mgs l-carnitine, glucose, caffeine, gaurana, inositol, glucuronolactone and maltidextrin.

RATING-9.5/10

Total amount of mgs-3,984

Over all rating-8.25/10

Monday, June 14, 2010

Monster:import-light

This drink isn't even on the Internet yet. I love how nick always seems to find a new drink before me and then taunts me and doesn't tell me where to get it. Unfortunately monster import light isn't actually imported at all, its made in Minnesota because they couldn't keep up the the demand. And apparently somebody tried stealing the resealable can design but they bought out the entire supply. I don't know I cant under what monster says on their cans, its like there on drugs or something.

Taste-Like nick said. Monster import is like Pepsi throwback, its the way they still should make it. This tastes so similar to the original. I can see rich classy cool people drinking this, if you have one of these in public your rolling in style! Much better than regular sugar free monster, you can tell!

RATING-8/10

Buzz- Import light it'll do you right! 2500 mgs l-carnitine, glucose, caffeine, gaurana, inositol, glucuronolactone and maltidextrin. 200 mgs ginseng. 1000 mgs taurine. 6 mgs vitB12. 2 mgs vitB6. 20 mgs vitB3. 1.7 mgs vitB2

RATING-9.5/10

Total amount of mgs-3,729.7

Over all rating-8.75/10


Saturday, April 10, 2010

Starbucks:vanilla light

35% fewer calories, 40% less sugar, 100% less flavor.

Taste-Just tastes like coffee flavored water. I'm sorry but it seems like Starbucks is the worst at their own game. Non of their drinks are up to par with other brands. You can sense the aspartame but not really the vanilla.

RATING-5/10

Buzz-2000 mgs maltodextrin (nice!) 1,800 mgs taurine. 325 mgs ginseng. 180 mgs inositol and 90 mgs guarana. 200% RDA riboflavin, niacin and vitB6. And that's all per can. Also you got a double shot espresso in this, so add about 300 mgs caffeine.

RATING-8/10

Over all rating-6.5/10

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Coca cola:light plus

So my friends dad smuggled this drink from Brazil. Luckily I got connections.

Taste-Why don't they have this here in the u.s? Its just coke zero with some b vitamins. Not to cool but it would be nice to have.

RATING-8/10

Buzz-I cant read Portuguese but I see .56 mgs vit.B12. .30 mgs vitB6 and 3.7 mgs vitB3 and Im guessing cokes 40 mgs caffeine. Wow that is horrible! .30 mgs? Really? Why even bother.

RATING-1.5/10

Over all rating-4.25/10

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Pj:tight

Thanks cat for finding me this and risking your life on the west side.Now I will risk my life drinking it.

Taste-So wow this drink expired 3 years ago,I am so hasetant to drink it,I might die but I am willing to die for my readers!Well it doesnt taste that bad at all it really just tastes like sour water and when you burp you get a nice jollee rancher taste like the original.Its not sugar free tasting but its not as flavorfull as the original.

RATING-7/10

Buzz-Nothing really to give you a major boost.100% RDA vit.C,niacin,Vit.B12,riboflavin,Vit.B6,pantothenic acid.250 mgs d-ribose.100 mgs inositol.100 mgs gaurana.80 mgs caffeine and 7 mgs taurine lol.

RATING-6.5/10

Over all rating-6.75/10

Monday, May 11, 2009

Sparks:light by Nolan

Gross light beer,even more gross light energy beer.

Taste-So bitter it tastes like it has some lime or lemon in there,but you know theres not so its gross.Just flat out disgusting is all I can say,who cares about the carbs,this tastes like acid.

RATING-1.5/10

Buzz-taurine,ginseng,gaurana and caffeine.But doesn't say how much.

RATING-1/10

Over all rating-1.25/10

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Awake:light by Nolan

Wow this is 70% water.

Taste-Pretty decent for a sugar free,but like I said before they don't count the sugar from the juice.Okay it says orange tangerine but its more like,apple,orange,lemon,tangerine,passion fruit and pineapple all in that order on the ingredient list.

RATING-7.5/10

Buzz-125 mgs essentra trim(which is there patented ingredient that helps raise alertness,reduce stress,control carb cravings,improve mental clarity and restore energy levels.)100 mgs taurine,100 mgs l-tyrosine,80 mgs caffeine and 15 mgs l-carnitine and l-tartrate.100% RDA vitamin.b3,b6,c and b5.50% RDA vitamin.a and e.10% RDA vit.d calcium folic acid vit.b12 and magnesium.Okay yeah theres a few unique ingredients in here but not enough.

RATING-4/10

Over all rating-5.75/10


Sunday, April 19, 2009

Guru:lite by Nolan


Back again for da sugar free.
Taste-It takes the basic flavor of Guru and adds a light lemon mixed with grapefruit. On top of that Guru Lite layers in a fennel / black licorice flavor.Very bland to say the least.
RATING-5.5/10
Buzz-Same of course.
RATING-5.5/10
Total amount of mgs-1,744
Over all rating-5.5/10

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Rockstar:roasted-light vanilla by Nolan


Phuck you,you dam camera.
Taste-The lightest of them all cuz its got 50% less sugar and calories,has a nice vanilla taste but its not creamy like it should be its more watery,it would be really nice if it was more creamy.And yeah its really great until the after taste where you can taste alot of that sugar free stuff,but theres not alot in there so i don't know why its like that.
RATING-6/10
Buzz-1 g less protein,39 less mgs calcium,70 less mgs potassium,2 mgs less phosphorus than latte so you cut calories you cut mgs.
RATING-8/10
Total amount of mgs-1,804
Over all rating-6.5/10