Saturday, September 25, 2010

Monster: absolutely zero

May I present to you the most pointless drink on the planet!

Taste-Monster blue but with no after taste and a sexier can. They only use a different sweetener to make it have zero calories, but I'm sure than its a lot more unhealthy than drinking an original sugar free.


Buzz-They should have named it absolutely pointless. Like most every other monster ever made they have all had the same exact blend that kicked ass, now we get less than half of what were paying for, why? Probably because they cant afford the new sweetener. 1300 mgs taurine, ginseng, l-carnitine, glucuronolactone, inositol, gaurana and maltidextrin. 6 mgs vitB6. 2 mgs vitB12. 20 mgs vitB3 and 1.7 mgs vitB2. Don't ever buy this drink! Let them see how much they failed and i better see improvement on the new cherry drink coming out in a couple months.


Total amount of mgs-1329.7

Over all rating-4/10


  1. your the one who cant spell. Go fxck yourself

  2. ha wow fighting on a blog thats a first

  3. I won't say you're an idiot, but I will disagree with you.
    For something with zero sugar and zero calories, It tastes superb, it has actually become quite possibly my favorite flavor, and since it has zero caloreies and zero sugar, that makes it better then that "5-Hour shot" middle aged men go on about because this is cheaper and you get more.
    I guess I might be trying to pursuade you, but since you're the one with blog it would be pointless, but I justed wanted to share my thaughts with someone who knows energy drinks.

  4. its blah and i would expect more from monster. At least something thats on par with monster sugar free

  5. I like it. and it's far from pointless to those of us who have to avoid any significant amount 0f sugar.

  6. I'd have to say it's a crap review. It's my favorite flavor, I think it tastes great and I buy it by the case at Sam's Club.