Showing posts with label kronik. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kronik. Show all posts

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Kronik by Nolan

Kronik?Why name it kronik,did these dumb ass monkey also like to smoke weed,I'm guessing yes.But who cares if there brainless pot smoking retards,they make a mean ass drink.

Taste-Very full bodied and tough.I know this is new but I just cant describe it at all,all I can do is give you a rating.It tastes good but it tastes bad once you think about it.

RATING-7/10

Buzz-60 mgs vit.C.20 mgs niacin.4.8 mgs vit.B12.5 mgs vit.B6.5 mgs pantothenic acid.1000 mgs taurine.100 mgs glucosamine.75 mgs glucuronolactone.50 mgs gaurana.50 mgs ginseng.25 mgs inositol.25 mgs milk thistle.25 mgs ginko biloba.

RATING-8/10

Total amount of mgs-1,446.30

Over all rating-7.5/10

Kronik:dragon orange by Nolan

On the can they admit they are stupid,we don't have phds and in fact we struggled through grade school.Just think of what kind of monkey they have working at kronik.

Taste-Creamy orange,just as good as the rest.Take orange juice and add cream to it and some wheat,okay well I guess that's not a good example.

RATING-7/10

Buzz-This stuff has a lot packin.10 gs of whey protein for muscle,3 different kinds of fatty acids for brain development and 32 mgs calcium for unwanted visits from the tooth fairy.Also we still got the energy blend.

RATING-8/10

Total amount of mgs-1,167

Over all rating-7.5/10

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Kronik:dragon berry-low carb by Nolan

Sweetened with splenda,yay!

Taste-More watery than original but just as good with only 3 grams of sugar!

RATING-7.5/10

Buzz-Same.

RATING-8/10

Total amount of mgs-1,167

Over all rating-7.75/10

Kronik:dragon berry by Nolan

If I didnt say it before,these are perfect before a workout so you get energy for stamina and protein for mass.

Taste-Um yup berry uh with wheaty cream.Just as good as the others,sorta like berry's and cream...yummy!

RATING-7/10

Buzz-Same.

RATING-8/10

Total amount of mgs-1,167

Over all rating-7.5/10

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Friday, May 29, 2009

Kronik:entourage by Nolan

Barbed wire,tight.This stuff doesn't grow on trees.Don't let the cool can fool you.

Taste-Well as you can see 80% juice.But the worst juiced energy drink I have had yet.First of all way way way too sweet its like drinking HFCS,so sweet I couldn't even finish it.And then its not a good sweet at all its white grape juice sweet and some people know what I'm talking about,because most of the juice in here is white grape juice.Id rather drink any other energy drink than drink this.

RATING-1/10

Buzz-60 mgs vit.C.20 mgs niacin.5 mgs vit.B6.5 mgs vit.B12.5 mgs pantothenic acid.1000 mgs taurine.glucosamine mgs glucuronolactone. 75 mgs glucuonolactone.50 mgs grape seed.50 mgs ginseng.25 mgs inositol.25 mgs milk thistle and 25 mgs ginko biloba.

RATING-7.5/10

Total amount of mgs-1,445

Over all rating-4.25/10


Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Kronik:dragon orange-low carb

If you drink one of these you will never taste anything like it again.

Taste-Different some people will love it(like me) or some people will hate it(like nick).No carbonation and its a creamy yet thin nutty flavored drink,and yes some dragon berry I guess.

RATING-7/10

Buzz-Protein,I thought of that before kronik did.How perfect protein and energy which equals power.5 gs protein.32 mgs calcium.20 mgs niacin.5 mgs vit.B6.5 mgs vit.B12.5 mgs pantothenic acid.5 mgs omega 3,6 and 9 fatty acids.1000 mgs taurine and 80 mgs taurine.

RATING-8/10

Total amount of mgs-1,167

Over all rating-7.5/10

Monday, May 25, 2009

Kronik:sugar free by Nolan

Kronik deserves to be more publicized,they got some good drinks.

Taste-Don't know exactly what this flavor is,but its new.I taste some fake berry with a decent amount of harsh sweetener.Doesn't taste anything like the original.

RATING-4.5/10

Buzz-60 mgs vit.C.20 mgs niacin.16 mgs vit.B12.5 mgs bit.B6.5 mgs pantothenic acid.1000 mgs taurine.75mgs glucuronolactone.100mgs glucosamine.50 mgs l-tyrosine.50 mgs ginger root.50 mgs grape seed.50 mgs licorice root.50 mgs gaurana.50 mgs ginseng.25 mgs inositol.25 mgs milk thistle.25 mgs ginko biloba and 10 mgs l-carnitine.

RATING-8.5/10

Total amount of mgs-1,654.80

Over all rating-6.5/10

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Kronik:grind by Nolan

The best red bull clone right here baby!

Taste-The perfect red bull clone,absolutely everything about it is perfect.I knew kronik would make a great RB clone.

RATING-8/10

Buzz-1000 mgs taurine,50 mgs glucuronolactone.50 mgs inositol.2 mgs vit.B6.6 mgs vit.B12.20 mgs niacin.1.7 mgs riboflavin and 60 mgs vit.C.

RATING-4/10

Total amount of mgs-1,189.70

Over all rating-6/10