Rockstar:pink

Went to this gas station looking for the new java monster and found these beauties. This new rockstar is obviously for chicks with the nifty added straw, why? Because females think they're special and can have straws so the carbonation doesn't ruin their dainty teeth. And don't forget everything must be pretty and pink in a women's world.

Taste- With the straw 10. Without the straw 8.5. Yes it makes that much of a difference. With the straw it seems like the liquid reaches the back of your tongue and sides so you get a better tasting. When you sip it, it just seems a lot blander. But I love the flavor especially for being completely sugar free. The liquid is pink and so is the flavor, it doesn't have a fruit or berry taste but it still has a "bright" flavor.

RATING-9.5/10

Buzz- Yay so now women can put on their make up faster! 100% RDA folic acid and vitamin b3, b5, b6 and b12. 1000 mgs taurine, 120 caffeine and 100 mgs ginseng. Just enough for them I suppose.

RATING-6.5/10

Total amount of mgs-1658

Over all rating-8/10

Kronik:dragon berry-low carb by Nolan

Sweetened with splenda,yay!

Taste-More watery than original but just as good with only 3 grams of sugar!

RATING-7.5/10

Buzz-Same.

RATING-8/10

Total amount of mgs-1,167

Over all rating-7.75/10

Kronik:dragon orange-low carb

If you drink one of these you will never taste anything like it again.

Taste-Different some people will love it(like me) or some people will hate it(like nick).No carbonation and its a creamy yet thin nutty flavored drink,and yes some dragon berry I guess.

RATING-7/10

Buzz-Protein,I thought of that before kronik did.How perfect protein and energy which equals power.5 gs protein.32 mgs calcium.20 mgs niacin.5 mgs vit.B6.5 mgs vit.B12.5 mgs pantothenic acid.5 mgs omega 3,6 and 9 fatty acids.1000 mgs taurine and 80 mgs taurine.

RATING-8/10

Total amount of mgs-1,167

Over all rating-7.5/10

Joker:low-carb by Nolan

The joker cans are one of my favorites,I just love the evil jester,there cans are so unique its a shame they went out of business.When I had this I also drank a jolt cola and a nos grape not even an hour and a half before,it was the craziest feeling I even felt.I literally felt light as a butterfly and I could focus so good but at the same time I couldn't cuz I was doing everything twice as fast with all the energy,and aw man I had a crash that was worse than your worst hangover I went to bed 4 hours early.So I really didn't have the time to enjoy this drink at all.

Taste-Tastes just like(ace low cal,lost five-o,blade sf,deton8 sf,buzzed sf,unbound sf...and the list goes on)

RATING-5/10

Buzz-Uggg bad memory's.Same exact thing as monster but with 60 mgs vit.c.So I still don't get why they went out of business after four years,especially with a great NRG list like this.

RATING-9.5/10

Total amount of mgs-3,789.70

Over all rating-7.5/10

Nitro2go:fu2 by Nolan

Ok so I got another low carb drink by nitro2go and I cant really tell the difference.

Taste-Just ur regular low carb taste,not a red bull clone but you know like any other,maybe better than the other nitro2go because this has no sugar free side-affects.

RATING-8/10

Buzz-Ok well here is the difference.60 mgs vit.c,25 mgs niacin,5 mgs vit.b6,6 mgs vit.b12,5 mgs pantothenic acid and 1000 mgs taurine.

RATING-3.5/10

Total amount of mgs-1,010

Over all rating-6.5/10

Red jack:low carb by Nolan

After that horrible jetset experience I'm trying to remember this.

Taste-Just your run of the mill low carb drink,nothing good nothing bad.Just don't drink it warm and ull be fine.

RATING-5.5/10

Buzz-Nothing changed.

RATING-4.5/10

Total amount of mgs-1,386.80

Over all rating-5/10

Arizona:caution low carb by Nolan

Today Ill start out with this,it a really rare drink that they don't even make any more so its even more rare,but when I was in doubt my friend ed junky came to my rescue and got me this plus the original and alot more drinks that Ill be reviewing.

Taste-Just like carbonated arizona black tea,with a minor splenda taste.Its kinda weird at first but then it grows on you.And at the end it might get a tad sour.

RATING-6/10

Buzz-Decent,100% RDA vit.c,b6,b12 and pantothenic acid.1000 mgs taurine,100 mgs caffeine,250 mgs d-ribose,100 mgs l-carnitine,100 mgs panex ginseng,100 mgs inositol,100 mgs guarana,100 mgs glucuronolactone and 35 mgs milk thistle.

RATING-8/10

Total amount of mgs-1,885

Over all rating-7.5/10

Buzzed:low carb by Nolan

Well I'm not going to stall on this.

Taste-I'm not shure I think it might taste exactly like joker low carb,I know I have tasted it before.But this one has that flem feeling you get in the back of your throat,and its really bad in this one and it gets progressively worse each sip.But that's the only bad thing other wise this is a good sugar free drink.

RATING-6.5/10

Buzz-Exactly the same as the purple.

RATING-2/10

Over all rating-5.5/10

Spike: 'Quila Lime review by Nick

This truly is 'Hardcore Energy' but, it comes a hardcore price of $3. I've never seen an energy drink with more warnings on it. Spike is one of the best, in terms of energy, that's for sure.

Taste - All spikes have this unique flavor to them; this flavor is the taste of power, I'm serious, Spike just tastes powerful. I'm not sure how else to describe it. This one has a pretty strong lime flavor and since I really like lime, I really liked this taste. 'Quila Lime is definitely the best flavor of Spike. It's worth a try.
RATING - 9/10

Buzz - This blend if of the chain, son! This teeny little can has 300mg of caffiene, 1,500 mcgs of B12, and a 1,057 mg energy blend. Some people think that Wired X505 is hardcore but, just two of these cans, which would be 16oz, would have 600mg of caffeine! If Spike had a Wired X505 size can, it would have 900 mgs of caffeine! Spike is a beast, hands down. I can't give this a 10 because even though this drink is intense, it can't be compared to verve.
RATING - 9.9/10

OVERALL RATING - 9.45/10

Ace: Lo-Cal review by Nick

One of my favorites; it REALLY sucks that this company failed. All their drinks tasted good, had good energy blends, and hot chicks on the cover...what could be better than that? Why must the good die young?!

Taste - This is a great and unique flavor; it is similar to Monster Lo-carb but it is also very different; my brother says it tastes a lot like Lost Perfect 10. They pulled off the lo-cal (not to be confused with sugar free) perfectly. Since they kept some of the calories and sugar, the taste was left unharmed; if you take out all of the sugar, the drink usually has a really strong diet flavor to it. Ace's taste is actually one of my favorite NRG drink tastes, which is why i like Ace so much.
RATING - 8.5/10

Buzz - Good blend here, similar to Monster's but not as br00tal. The buzz is still far above average. Pull the Ace.
RATING - 7/10

OVERALL RATING - 7.75/10

Venom: Mojave Rattler review by Nick

Every one of their drinks have a unique taste, I'm wondering whether that taste is actual venom. I love the venom logo, those fangs are sweet, and the bottle is so epic; it's a lot thicker than a regular can and keeps your Venom carbonated.

Taste - Tastes like a grape Fanta with that grape chewable tylenol tablet taste and with that unique/strange venom taste. though, not too much of a low-carb taste here.
RATING - 6/10

Buzz - The blend here looks a lot like monsters but just doesn't add as much stuff. Just an average buzz.
RATING - 5/10

OVERALL RATING - 5.5/10