Joltin' Joe

This fucking drink. Purchased right in the heart of times square and poured out in the same drain.

Taste-Not this again. I hate these drinks, bad move Arizona what were you thinking? All it is, is strong (COLD BLACK) coffee sweetened with sugar and brown sugar. That sounds bad enough, try adding carbonation to it. When you drink something with carbonation you expect yummy tasty sugar pop flavors, but instead here you get smacked in the face with disgustingess. And I was going to try and finish it but I started eating pizza and the sabaro in times square and just the though of drinking this with pizza made me want to puke. This is easily one of the worst things Ive ever tasted, so here you go Joe Dmaggio you get a 1. BOO!

RATING-1/10

Buzz-Caffeine equal to two cups of coffee. Because it is two cups of coffee.

RATING-2.5/10

Over all rating-THE WORST EXCUSE FOR AN ENERGY DRINK EVER! 1.75/10

Slap:coffee

Slap, why did you not add this to your new line up? Its so good.

Taste-I knew this would be carbonated, I just had a feeling. Well theres no cream in it, its basically just carbonated coffee and lots of sugar, you think that would be nasty right? No way! This stuff is great. If you have had coke black its kinda like that but way better and way sweeter and none of the cola taste, which is a good thing. Once again slap I am impressed with another unique and delicious drink.

RATING-9.5/10

Buzz-Slaps 9.0 multi-stage energy blend gives you sustained energy without a crash but I think that's just fancy talk. 2,729 mgs isomaltulose, taurine, maltidextrin, caffeine, gaurana and yerba mate. Also 270 mgs potassium.

RATING-8.5/10

Total amount of mgs-2,856

Over all rating-9/10