Joltin' Joe

This fucking drink. Purchased right in the heart of times square and poured out in the same drain.

Taste-Not this again. I hate these drinks, bad move Arizona what were you thinking? All it is, is strong (COLD BLACK) coffee sweetened with sugar and brown sugar. That sounds bad enough, try adding carbonation to it. When you drink something with carbonation you expect yummy tasty sugar pop flavors, but instead here you get smacked in the face with disgustingess. And I was going to try and finish it but I started eating pizza and the sabaro in times square and just the though of drinking this with pizza made me want to puke. This is easily one of the worst things Ive ever tasted, so here you go Joe Dmaggio you get a 1. BOO!

RATING-1/10

Buzz-Caffeine equal to two cups of coffee. Because it is two cups of coffee.

RATING-2.5/10

Over all rating-THE WORST EXCUSE FOR AN ENERGY DRINK EVER! 1.75/10

Hi Ball: Grapefruit

Ive had this drink in a glass bottle before but didn't review it because it wasn't in a can. Although I knew they made them in cans I had never seen one.. Until the other day.

Taste-This drink is completely unsweetened and raw with just purified carbonated water and grapefruit juice. The grapefruit flavor is barely there but I couldn't drink it even though it has some great energy ingredients. Gotta give this a one because I rate the drink as the drink. The one I had before was sweet and had a citrus taste.

RATING-1/10

Buzz-50 mgs gaurana and ginseng and 160 mgs caffeine. All organic, even the caffeine. Not sure what they used for it. 150% rda niacin, vitamin B6, B12 and B3.

RATING-6/10

Over all rating-3/10

Celsius: Sparkling Cola

I hate reviewing these drinks, let alone drinking them. Who actually wants to drink these anyway? If you want to burn fat and max your metabolism theres natural pills for that, that work a lot better.

Taste-Not as bad as I expected. Even better than diet coke. I still didn't want to drinks the whole thing because I hate diet cola with a passion but if I were to compare it I would say it tastes very similar to diet coke without that aspartame taste because, well its not sweetened with the cheap alternative like aspartame but instead sucralose.

RATING-5/10

Buzz-Apparently according to studies this drink burns 100 calories or more per can thanks to a formula called metaplus which contains 100% rda of all your B and C vitamins of course and 1,810 mgs taurine, gaurana, green tea, caffeine, glucuronolactone and ginger. I really didn't know energy drinks really raise your metabolism that much. Probably not mine though considering I'm prone to these drinks. So its like my metabolism wont be normal unless I keep drinking them. Maybe that's why I'm still chubby.

RATING-8/10

Total amount of mgs-2,399.7

Over all rating-6.75/10

Celsius:sparkling orange by Nolan

I'm glad I found these,I thought it was to late.

Taste-First few sips taste like liquefied sugar free orange candy's which isn't to pleasant.Then you get used to it and it starts tasting like a better version of a diet orange pop.

RATING-7.5/10

Buzz-Metaboost formula 710 mgs of gaurana,green tea(10% EGCG) caffeine and ginger.I guess ginger boosts metabolism.50 mgs chromium,50 mgs calcium,10 mgs pantothenic acid,300 mgs biotin,6 mgs vit.B12,2 mgs vit.B6,20 mgs niacin,1.7 mgs riboflavin and 60 mgs vit.C.

RATING-4/10

Total amount of mgs-1,209.70

Over all rating-5.75/10