Joltin' Joe

This fucking drink. Purchased right in the heart of times square and poured out in the same drain.

Taste-Not this again. I hate these drinks, bad move Arizona what were you thinking? All it is, is strong (COLD BLACK) coffee sweetened with sugar and brown sugar. That sounds bad enough, try adding carbonation to it. When you drink something with carbonation you expect yummy tasty sugar pop flavors, but instead here you get smacked in the face with disgustingess. And I was going to try and finish it but I started eating pizza and the sabaro in times square and just the though of drinking this with pizza made me want to puke. This is easily one of the worst things Ive ever tasted, so here you go Joe Dmaggio you get a 1. BOO!

RATING-1/10

Buzz-Caffeine equal to two cups of coffee. Because it is two cups of coffee.

RATING-2.5/10

Over all rating-THE WORST EXCUSE FOR AN ENERGY DRINK EVER! 1.75/10

Monster: X-presso - Midnight

I didn't even realize this was a new drink until after a month of being sold. Ive only seen the two x-presso drinks at a smoke shop and one gas station. The other one is hammer, they took the design of the old hammer and used it for this drink and gave the new hammer a light brown color can and added 1.6 ounces. It seems like a lot larger of a can but there is 3 inches where there is no liquid to make room for the foam.

Taste- Stronger than hammer which makes sense why they changed up the cans. Hammer had a yummy candy taste and this is for the more hardcore people who want that bitter espresso taste. Its quality coffee like usual but I would always just go for the monster javas instead. Its infused with nitrous but you cant really tell as much anymore (I think they toned it down with all the nitrous drinks) but the foam at the top is neat.

RATING-5.5/10

Buzz- When you find a can of monster that's smaller than 16 oz it usually has a bumped up energy blend. This doesn't, its like drinking half a can of monster. 2500 mgs glucose, caffeine, inositol, glucuronolactone, gaurana, l-carnitine and maltidextrin. 200 mgs ginseng and 1000 mgs taurine. With all your B vitamins and 30 mgs vitamin C.

RATING-8.5/10

Total amount of mgs-3,759.7

Over all rating-7/10

Rockstar: roasted - espresso

If Rockstar keeps disappointing me like this i'm going to have to get a monster tattoo instead.

Taste- Well here you have it the worst tasting energy drink in my opinion, and not too long ago we had the best tasting the monster rehab. I know its just me but I have a little issue with spiced flavored alcohol like whiskey or brandy or bourbon or anything in that category, if I have even a little taste of it I will puke. Now this drink tastes like 50% whiskey 40% espresso and 10% milk, it is outright disgusting so I had my friends drink most of it (which was like one sip each). Its no wonder I could never find this drink until it hit big lots.

RATING-1/10

Buzz- Rockstars orignal blend. 20 mgs milk thistle. 25 mgs ginseng, l-carnitine, inositol and gaurana. 120 mgs caffeine. 150 mgs ginko biloba. 1000 mgs taurine. 2 mgs vitmain B6. 10 mgs vitamin B5 and 20 mgs vitamin B3

RATING-8.5/10

Total amount of mgs-1,431.4

Over all rating-4.25/10

Shock

Haha got eggnog in the pic this time, how ironic. I notice I'm always more on the negative side on energy drinks, so when company's send me drinks don't think I'm at all bias.

Taste- You cant really judge latte drinks that much. Most taste the same unless I was to drink them side by side. These drinks seem cheap, or at least look cheap, but i know they changed up their can design recently. It doesn't taste cheap exactly but its nothing spectacular. I seemed to enjoy the mocha one better.

RATING-5/10

Buzz- espresso with added caffeine... HELL YEAH! But not much of an energy drink.

RATING-1/10

Over all rating-2.5/10

Monster:xpresso-hammer

YES YES YES!!! 6 NEW MONSTERS READ ALL ABOUT IT!!! And to start off the super monster countdown we will start with one of the 3 new x-presso flavors.Since I saw the three new nitrous drinks on edjunkies page I have been hunting these down like deer.So I was extremely bored so I decided to go on a bike ride to find them and the gas station that usually has the new drinks didn't have them so I went to a few other stores and about gave up hope,until I made one more stop and then found one just this one not the others.But oh well I will have them soon!

Taste-So all 6 new drinks have nitrous oxide in them which is a little scary.But just like import the espresso drinks come from the Netherlands and boy is it tasty.Best espresso Ive ever had its got just the right amount of foaminess (thanks to nitrous oxide) and it is creamy yet light and has a very smooth vanilla taste.Its basically perfect,and expensive at 2.65 per can!

RATING-8.5/10

Buzz-I don't know what gave me a better kick,finding this drink or the drink itself.30 mgs vit.C.1.7 mgs vit.B2.20 mgs vit.B3.2 mgs vit.B6.137 mgs calcium.93 mgs phosphorus.130 mgs potassium.1,000 mgs taurine.200 mgs ginseng and 2,500 mgs glucose,l-carnitine,caffeine,inositol,l-glucuronolactone,gaurana and maltidextrin.

RATING-9/10

Total amount of mgs-3,999.70

Over all rating-8.75/10

Pilon extreme espresso shot by Nolan

Alright so maybe I'm going a little out of energy drink territory but I'm really running out of drinks,and the future doesn't look to bright.

Taste-Reminds me of starbucks original but a bit more watery and has a nasty sour after taste that lingers for hours.Not to strong for a espresso.

RATING-6/10

Buzz-80 mgs of caffeine,that's why I bought it,and cuz it was canned.

RATING-1/10

Total amount of mgs-80

Over all rating-3/10

24-7:espresso by Nolan

This is the other coffee version.

Taste-More of a robust coffee than the latte but still it says espresso but its defiantly not that strong.Most of you probley wouldn't agree but I think the 247 coffees are better than all energy coffees,besides monsters of course.

RATING-7.5/10

Buzz-Ill list the changes.2% RDA vit.a,6 % calcium,no vit.c,.6 mgs less taurine(?).2 less mgs l-carnitine.Do not expect any energy from this,don't drink this and expect to clime mount Kilimanjaro.

RATING-1.5/10

Over all rating-4.5/10