Celsius: Sparkling Cola

I hate reviewing these drinks, let alone drinking them. Who actually wants to drink these anyway? If you want to burn fat and max your metabolism theres natural pills for that, that work a lot better.

Taste-Not as bad as I expected. Even better than diet coke. I still didn't want to drinks the whole thing because I hate diet cola with a passion but if I were to compare it I would say it tastes very similar to diet coke without that aspartame taste because, well its not sweetened with the cheap alternative like aspartame but instead sucralose.

RATING-5/10

Buzz-Apparently according to studies this drink burns 100 calories or more per can thanks to a formula called metaplus which contains 100% rda of all your B and C vitamins of course and 1,810 mgs taurine, gaurana, green tea, caffeine, glucuronolactone and ginger. I really didn't know energy drinks really raise your metabolism that much. Probably not mine though considering I'm prone to these drinks. So its like my metabolism wont be normal unless I keep drinking them. Maybe that's why I'm still chubby.

RATING-8/10

Total amount of mgs-2,399.7

Over all rating-6.75/10

Flatt

Not all all the time but usually you can tell by just looking at a can, this ones going to be a winner. What a sweet name for a cola drink.

Taste- very similar to Pepsi throwback, most likely because they both use plain ol' sugar. This one has a little more fizz which I enjoy. As it says on the can "spiced and smooth" that's what you want in a cola and that's what this has. Very nice.. for a cola at least.

RATING-8.5/10

Buzz- 5 more mgs of caffeine than a can of mountain dew, 25 more than a can of coke, 30 more than a can of Pepsi, as much as a can of Dr pepper. So can you guess it? Yea 65, pretty wimpy for calling yourself an energy cola. Also has 100% rda vitamin c for decoration.

RATING-1.5/10

Over all rating-4.5/10

Rockstar:cola

To my surprise not only was there the new lemonade rockstar but a remake or there old cola drink that I never got to try! And I'm lucky I got to visit my friend nick in college because they don't sell this where I live. Like my hat?

Taste-Great cola taste that is probably the best cola energy drink ever. Its like jolt but just better. Almost as if you combined Coke and Pepsi. Ever since I had it Ive been craving another.

RATING-9/10

Buzz-These two new rockstars have the slickest cans ever! This one has a rough paint feel to it and a smooth black color. The buzz is also whats smooth. 20 mgs milk thistle and vitB3. 25 mgs ginseng, l-carnitine, inositol and gaurana.80 mgs caffeine. 150 mgs ginko biloba. 1000 mgs taurine. 6 mgs vitB12. 2 mgs vitB6. 10 mgs vitB5. 3.2 mgs vitB2.

RATING-8/10

Total amount of mgs-1,391.4

Over all rating-8.5/10

Atomic blast:cola

Aww man I was starting to like these drinks.

Taste-Reminds me of jolt cola,kinda has that flat taste like its missing something.But its still not as good as jolt cola but not bad by any means.There is no rich spice or vanilla or anything like that,its just a plain boring cola.

RATING-7/10

Buzz-52.75 mgs choline bitatrate and inositol.240 mgs glucuronolactone.1000 mgs taurine and 50mgs caffeine.100% RDA niacin,Vit.B12 and Vit.C.190% Vit.B6 and 50% pantothenic acid.

RATING-7/10

Over all rating-7/10

Xs:cola by Nolan

Nobody likes sugar free cola,no matter what it is.Well coke zero and pepsi max are ok.

Taste-Theres hints of cinnamon and lemon,very nice.I would say the best sugar free cola ever,since again theres no hint of artificial sweetener(too much).Go try one!

RATING-8.5/10

Buzz-Same.

RATING-9.5/10

Over all rating-9/10

Stinger:sugar free cola by Nolan

This gets second place for bad taste.And this is very close to worst energy drink ever,it probley is.

Taste-Like sugar free coke on a bad day.Of course we got vitamin wheatyness,and uhh lets see about the worst tasting sugar free taste ever,I mean you cant get much worse than this.Just imagine sugar free coke 10x worse.

RATING-1/10

Buzz-Same ol B vitamin blend.

RATING-1.5/10

Over all rating-1.25/10

Red bull:simply cola by Nolan

This is not an energy drink,I repeat this is not an energy drink.Why didn't they make it one,it would of had so much more success.

Taste-Wow there are some odd ingredients in here,like mustard,licorice,orange,corn mint,pine,mace,clove and more.I guess that's what you need for make a natural cola.Its alright for a natural cola and I can taste the vanilla at the end and some caramel,and its not over priced like red bull energy drink,still its a little earthy and odd.

RATING-6.5/10

Buzz-For caffeine they use coffee beans,wow couldn't they just use gaurana,that's natural.

RATING-1/10

Over all rating-3.25/10

Xs:black cherry cola blast by Nolan

My worst xs yet,but by no means is it bad.

Taste-It could be perfect but the cherry tastes a little to artificial and the sugar free sweetener doesn't go well with this one,but it is close to diet cherry pepsi but not better.

RATING-8/10

Buzz-Same.

RATING-8.5/10

Over all rating-8.25/10

Howling monkey:cola by Nolan

Man that can is just freaky.Like an evil sideshow.

Taste-Very light feeling,with some lemony taste that takes away from any vanilla or caramel.I have to say this falls flat when compared to coke or pepsi,but Im not saying it tastes bad,but if you want a energy cola grab a jolt.

RATING-6/10

Buzz-Now this is the older version and has a better blend.2,780 mgstaurine,glucuronolactone,d-ribose,l-carnitine,maltidextrin,caffeine,inositol,green tea,guarana and ginseng.1.7 mgs riboflavin, g protien,30 mgs vit.e,20 mgs vit b3,5 mgsvit.b6,4.8 mgs vit.b12,8 mgs vit .b5,25 mgs ferrazone and 20  mgs zinc.Abo ut 500 more mgs than the new formula,but the new is only a buck.

RATING-6/10

Total amount of mgs-2,895.50

Over all rating-6/10

Stinger:cola by Nolan

Here's one more of many stacker things,or is it stinger or yj or stacker 2 who knows.

Taste-Take coke and grind up 7 b vitamins and put them in there,and there you have it stacker cola.

RATING-1.5/10

Buzz-For some reason this one has a bit more b6.100% RDA vitamin b12,b2,b5,b1,b7,b3 and 300 % b6.

RATING-4/10

Over all rating-2.5/10

Jolt:cola by Nolan

Ah the classic,some would argue that this was the first energy ever,cuz in the 80s they wanted a better way to get allot of caffeine other than drinking coffee or taking pills,so they made jolt cola and sold it in these cool bottles.

Taste-Like coke but not as flavorful,of course they have to use HFCS,it would make the drink so much better if the just used good ol sugar.I just opened the can and theres still liquid inside cuz of the seal able cap,and wow it smelled bad.

RATING-7.5/10

Buzz-Just 60% RDA vitamin b6.

RATING-1.5/10

Over all rating-4/10

Howling monkey:cola by Nolan

When I first got this I bragged so much cuz I thought it was one of the rarest drinks of all time,really just cuz I saw it way in the back of big lots on the top shelf covered with dust.But then I saw it at a couple liquor stores.

Taste-Like coke but weaker and thinner,with a pinch of wheatyness.

RATING-6.5/10

Buzz-What the hell is quinine,63 mgs vit.e,2.4 mgs riboflavin,21 mgs niacinamide,2.1 mgs pyridoxine hci,6.6 mgs cyanocobaiamin,11 mgs d-calcium pantothenata,4 mgs iron,5 mgs zlac gluconate and 1,735 mgs taurine,glucuronolactone,d-ribose,maltodextrin,caffeine,l-carnitine,inositol,guarana,ginseng,green tea.Ha you thought those were some really crazy ingredients but I just gave the technical terms for them.But a good list for shure.

RATING-5.5/10

Total amount of mgs-1,850

Over all rating-6/10